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me watching titanic:
maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time
maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.
aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you
(via fancy--pancakes)

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change.its a fucking strawberry
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three slices of pizza
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i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
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So this russian woman comes to the park everyday to use the playground as her exercise equipment.
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By far