• me watching titanic:

    maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: s0uleaterevans, via pignite)

busridavip:

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you

busridavip:

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you

(via fancy--pancakes)

kaylaxkins:


This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful. Life changes.People change. 

its a fucking strawberry

kaylaxkins:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change. 

its a fucking strawberry

(Source: natgeo-gifs, via bondoge)

artistvspoet:

thigh gap
thigh ga
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thigh
thig
thi
th
thr
thre
three
three slices of pizza

(Source: addictings, via comedyismymajor)

wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

(via comedyismymajor)

foreveralone-lyguy:

So this russian woman comes to the park everyday to use the playground as her exercise equipment.

image

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